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  Computer language
  BIT : A word used to describe computers,as in 'Our son's computer cost quite a bit'.

BOOT : What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.

BUG : What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: what computer magazine do to you after they get your name on their mailing list.

CHIP : The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboard for meals.

COPY : What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying.

CURSOR : What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform, as in "You $#%&%$#%$% computer!"

DISK : What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip.

DUMP : The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install your computer.

ERROR : What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to 'just look'.

EXPANSION UNIT : The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherials.

FILE : What your secretary can now do to her nails six and a half hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in 30 minutes.

FLOPPY : The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet junk food ( see "Chips" ).

HARWARE : Tools,such as lawnmowers,rakes and other heavy equipment you haven't laid a fingeron since getting your computer.

IBM : The kind of missile your family members and friends would like to drop on your computers so you'll pay attention to them again.

MENU : What you'll never see again after buying a computer because you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.§§

MONITOR : Often thought to be a word associated with computers,this word actually refers to those obnoxious kids who always want
to see your hall pass at school.

PROGRAMS : Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.

RAM : What you do to the side of your computer when it's not working properly.

RETURN : What lots of people do with their computers after only a week and a half.

TERMINAL : A place where you can find buses,trains and really good deals on hot computers.

WINDOW : What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up.